Population | 8.616 billion |
Capital | Neu Bosehaven |
Leader | HE Sir Cerse Ermanáric |
Faith | Darkiut |
Currency | Imperial Note |
Animal | Darkian Eagle |
The Imperatum of The Very Dark Place is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HE Sir Cerse Ermanáric with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.616 billion Darkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Bosehaven. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Darkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,294 trillion Imperial Notes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 382,408 Imperial Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts, people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Very Dark Place's national animal is the Darkian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Darkiut.
The Very Dark Place is ranked 276,196th in the world and 195th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Very Dark Place, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in The Very Dark Place, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in The Very Dark Place, people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns.
- : The Very Dark Place was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in The Very Dark Place, millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in The Very Dark Place, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in The Very Dark Place, nine out of ten citizens of The Very Dark Place answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
- : Following new legislation in The Very Dark Place, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
- : The Very Dark Place was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in The Very Dark Place, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 23 » Panthera Order, Draznia, Tertania, Volpi Apostati, Regna Loreau, Marthuania, Sagrea, East Amen Zamend, Jocospor, Mercanta, ShrewLlamaLand, The Yeetusa, Non-French, Johill, Meridis, Corpala, Hunem, Grand Principality of Sissania, Greater Isperia, Bourgeoiss, Thorstonia, Merconia, and Talilon.